Some things I have learned....kind of.

Over my six plus years playing WOW here is some of what I have learned:

Its the tanks fault.
Announcing to the random BG group that you are listening to "Little Girls" from Annie is bad.
What the difference is between a nerd and a geek. (at least I think I have)
The rogue is going to kill you, over and over and over.
Female gamers find time to get some sun...why cant the dudes?
Is the healers fault.
The secretary spread can happen to you, too!
Its the DPS fault.
Ja makin me crazy 'mon!
Announcing to your LFR group that you are listening to the theme song from Grease can get you kicked.
There is no such thing as a Peacebloom pipe, but there should be!!
BG's in the early AM, on the Alliance equals utter gankage!
What utter gankage is.
Do Tauren have a utter?
RNG= Really, No Gear.
Its the tanks fault
The rogue is going to sap you, then kill you.
Jaina Proudmore has become a very angry woman.
The bosses we have to kill will just watch you while you stand in front of them plotting to kill them.
Fishing sucks.
Pet Battles...PSH..no way..um. well, they are kinda...NO NO WAY.
Its the healers fault.
Female Humans like to fart in the tub.
Female Worgen are nasty nasty ladies.
Its the tanks fault.
FRACKING ROGUES.
Rogues don't wear rouge, but they still kill you.
Goblin and Gnome tanks???....okay if you say so.
I'm a wigwam, i'm a tee-pee, i'm a wigwam, i'm a tee-pee....man I am 2 tense.
That warrior wants to put his sword where?
You actually want people to bring flasks to the party.

Oh the fun!!  Peace....K